Baby Mustaches

It's getting to be that time of year again.
Leaves are falling, wind is howling, Christmas decorations are selling.
Wait... What?
Yep, you read right.  Christmas came reeeeealllly early this year.  Heck, before it was even October, most stores made way for Christmas inventory.  It makes me sicker than a glass of fuzzy eggnog.
I happen to love Halloween.  And this year, now that we have a Poopmonster, we get to go trick-or-treating (yay!).  I'm a kid at heart, what can I say.
Last year we forwent spooktacular activities on the account that a] I was incredibly pregnant and b]the Beau is a homebody.  Apparently I was lucky the previous year to get him to go out at all on All Hallow's Eve.  Of course, he was still trying to impress me back then.
Like I need impressing.
Which leads up to this tutorial.
I am a sucker for facial hair.
Tom Selleck, Sam Elliot, Jason Momoa from Stargate:  Atlantis.  All have great facial hair.
And what's better than a man with facial hair?
A Poopmonster, of course!

For a Pacistachio, you'll need:
Pacifier
Newspaper, printer paper, or similar (for mustache template)
Writing utensil
Felt
Scissors
Velcro
Superglue
Update: I found Velcro dots.  They don't smell!

1]Fold paper in half, draw half a mustache.
2] Cut out mustache on fold, unfold, and make sure it will fit on your felt piece.
3]Fold mustache template in half, likewise with felt.
4]Cut out felt mustache!

 5]Cut pieces of Velcro to size of pacifier nub.
6]Glue soft part to paci, the hooked part to the mustache.
7]Be patient... It's drying!
8]Attach.
9]Find a baby to model.